1. They’re not “morning people.”
2. They’re curious.
(Photo credit: Pearbiter.)
3. Sleeping baby cuttlefish: Adorable newborn, or most adorable newborn ever?
(Photo credit: Global Voyager.)
4. Great taste in pyjamas.
5. Long, dangly tentacles are cute, in a terrifying sort of way.
(Photo credit: Douga. This is another Sepia apama.)
6. They’re unabashedly flamboyant.
7. Tentacley sign language.
8. They look sort of like tiny, aquatic UFOs.
(Photo Credit: Lising)
9. They have the most oddly shaped skeletons ever.
(Photo Credit: Okoru. I think this is a clever message to humans, warning of the impending cephalopod takeover. Like putting a horse’s head in our collective beds every time a dead cuttlefish washes up on the shore.)
10. They’re pretty in pink pairs…
11. ….Beautiful in blue….
(Photo Credit: Serk1)
12. …And ravishing in red!
(Photo Credit: Douga.)
13. They let their tentacles do the walking.
(Photo Credit: Bigfez.)
14. Sometimes they imitate giraffes.
(Photo Credit: Global Voyager)
15. Cool undersea bachelor pads.
(Photo Credit: Nsaunders)
16. Built-in tuning forks/divining rods.
(Photo Credit: Douga)
17. As venomous as the Blue-Ringed Octopus. But still adorable.
18. Jet propulsion.
19. Tiny tentacle burrows.
(Photo by Global Voyager)
20. Moping cuttlefish look an awful lot like certain Elder Gods. I don’t recommend upsetsting them.